Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’
Since returning to the presidency last month,
has called for Canada tobecome the 51st US state
, suggested he mighttake over the Panama Canal
, floated USownership of Gaza
– andtried to buy Greenland
.Now, Denmark – which owns Greenland – is clapping back.
More than 200,000 Danes have signed a satirical petition to buy California from the US.
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“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates’. Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,”
reads. “Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!”Across the top of the petition’s website, a slogan calls to “Måke Califørnia Great Ægain” and imaginary supporters like Lars Ulrich of Metallica and Viggo Mortensen of Lord of the Rings fame offer their reasons for making California “New Denmark”.
“We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills and organic
smørrebrød
to every street corner. Rule of law, universal healthcare and fact-based politics might apply,” the petition continues.“Let’s be honest – Trump isn’t exactly California’s biggest fan. He’s called it ‘the most ruined state in the union’ and has feuded with its leaders for years. We’re pretty sure he’d be willing to part with it for the right price.”
Trump and California’s Democratic governor, Gavin Newsom, have been locked in tense relations since the president retook office – with Newsom recently
to fight the Trump administration and its deportation efforts and Trumpthreatening to condition federal disaster aid
to the state in wake of the Los Angeles wildfires.The petition aims to crowdfund $1tn (“give or take a few billion”) and receive 500,000 signatures.
floating the idea of purchasing Greenland
in 2019, saying the US needs to control the autonomous territory “for economic security”. The Arctic island is believed to be rich in oil and gas, and other raw materials essential to green technology – that are becoming available as massive ice sheets and glaciers melt as a result of the climate crisis. The same melting ice is also opening up new shipping routes.Speaking on Danish television in January, prime minister Mette Frederiksen said Greenland is “not for sale”, adding: “Seen through the eyes of the Danish government, Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders.”
Similarly, following a visit from Donald Trump Jr earlier this year, Greenland’s prime minister, Múte Egede, said: “We are Greenlanders. We don’t want to be Americans. We don’t want to be Danish either. Greenland’s future will be decided by Greenland.”
Although the Danish petition to purchase California may be a joke, the US’s bid to purchase Greenland appears quite serious. Buddy Carter, a Republican representative of Georgia, announced that he had
to authorize the purchase of Greenland and rename it “Red, White and Blueland”.