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Earlier today

I set you the following puzzle, which I read in the new Sally Rooney novel, Intermezzo. Here it is again with the solution.

A liar who always lies says “All my hats are green.”

Can we conclude that he has some hats?

…

Marina Hyde concludes her powerful piece about the archbishop of Canterbury’s demitting address to the House of Lords with the observation that mandatory reporting should be a legal requirement (

Farewell, then, Justin Welby. Good to see that you have already forgiven yourself, 6 November

).

Appended to …

Re Polly Toynbee’s article (

George Osborne is a walking ad for a wealth tax. Labour should target the inheritocracy, 3 December

), of course a tax on wealth as well as on income has been needed for a long time. But how about this for a quick fix? …

Make-your-mind-up-time approaches for Boohoo’s shareholders in the great showdown with Mike Ashley. The Sports Direct maestro wants a seat on the Boohoo board for him and a mate, to go with the 27% shareholding his Frasers Group holds in the struggling online retailer. The vote is on 20 December and, …

It measures just 4cm squared but it possesses almost inconceivable speed.

Google has built a computing chip that takes just five minutes to complete tasks that would take 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for some of the world’s fastest conventional computers to complete.

That’s 10 septillion years, a number that far exceeds the …

A dispute over a teddy bear led to a 15-year-old school girl being stabbed to death by a boy consumed with “white-hot anger”, a jury has heard.

Hassan Sentamu, now 18, denies the murder of Elianne Andam in Croydon last September.

The Old Bailey heard Elianne had gone with her …

A cloud of anxiety was hanging over the British Motor Museum. Alongside showrooms featuring the 1988 Le Mans-winning Jaguar XJR-9 and the Land Rover Defender used in opening scenes of the James Bond film Skyfall, were conference rooms filled with worried lawyers, bankers and compliance staff from across the motor …

As prisoners were set free from their subterranean jail cells around Damascus, shocked crowds roamed the ousted former president Bashar al-Assad’s mansions to grab what they could carry – and marvel at the trappings of his wealth.

Pictures from the presidential palace showed a man carrying a beige plush chair …

Neil Morrissey, voice of Bob

I’d done voices for BBC One’s stop-motion animation

The Enchanted World of Brambly Hedge

in 1996 and, three years later, I was approached to play Bob the Builder. The original designs had him with a moustache, but we agreed that he looked …

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