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Earlier today

I set you the following puzzle, which I read in the new Sally Rooney novel, Intermezzo. Here it is again with the solution.

A liar who always lies says “All my hats are green.”

Can we conclude that he has some hats?

Marina Hyde concludes her powerful piece about the archbishop of Canterbury’s demitting address to the House of Lords with the observation that mandatory reporting should be a legal requirement (

Farewell, then, Justin Welby. Good to see that you have already forgiven yourself, 6 November

).

Appended to …

Re Polly Toynbee’s article (

George Osborne is a walking ad for a wealth tax. Labour should target the inheritocracy, 3 December

), of course a tax on wealth as well as on income has been needed for a long time. But how about this for a quick fix? …

Make-your-mind-up-time approaches for Boohoo’s shareholders in the great showdown with Mike Ashley. The Sports Direct maestro wants a seat on the Boohoo board for him and a mate, to go with the 27% shareholding his Frasers Group holds in the struggling online retailer. The vote is on 20 December and, …

It measures just 4cm squared but it possesses almost inconceivable speed.

Google has built a computing chip that takes just five minutes to complete tasks that would take 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for some of the world’s fastest conventional computers to complete.

That’s 10 septillion years, a number that far exceeds the …

A dispute over a teddy bear led to a 15-year-old school girl being stabbed to death by a boy consumed with “white-hot anger”, a jury has heard.

Hassan Sentamu, now 18, denies the murder of Elianne Andam in Croydon last September.

The Old Bailey heard Elianne had gone with her …

A cloud of anxiety was hanging over the British Motor Museum. Alongside showrooms featuring the 1988 Le Mans-winning Jaguar XJR-9 and the Land Rover Defender used in opening scenes of the James Bond film Skyfall, were conference rooms filled with worried lawyers, bankers and compliance staff from across the motor …

As prisoners were set free from their subterranean jail cells around Damascus, shocked crowds roamed the ousted former president Bashar al-Assad’s mansions to grab what they could carry – and marvel at the trappings of his wealth.

Pictures from the presidential palace showed a man carrying a beige plush chair …

Neil Morrissey, voice of Bob

I’d done voices for BBC One’s stop-motion animation

The Enchanted World of Brambly Hedge

in 1996 and, three years later, I was approached to play Bob the Builder. The original designs had him with a moustache, but we agreed that he looked …

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