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Good morning. No, “surrender squad” is not an off-brand Marvel remake: it is,

according to the Mail on Sunday

and the Conservative former Brexit negotiator Lord Frost, the only way to describe an “all-powerful team of more than 100 civil servants being assembled to run the UK’s …

Why does anyone go on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!? Sometimes there’s an obvious reputation-washing agenda, which annoyingly seems to work – people who are really hated come out more popular (

Matt Hancock, for example

). Other times it looks as if they need …

The comedian who cancelled her Raygun-inspired musical after the breakdancer’s lawyers issued her a notice saying she was “damaging her brand” will now go ahead with another “completely legal parody musical” about breakdancing.

It comes after Rachael “Raygun” Gunn, via her lawyers, requested $10,000 to cover legal fees from the …

Late-show hosts cover various democracies in peril and a surprising new survey on Americans’ Christmas preferences.

Stephen Colbert

With just a week remaining until Christmas,

Stephen Colbert

addressed serious reports that many Americans would prefer burgers to turkey as their Christmas Day meal. “I’ve got to ask: …

Most young people who study criminology at the University of Greenwich in south London do so in the hope of getting a job in the police or perhaps probation or the Prison Service.

But when Nasen Saadi suddenly switched courses and began to study the subject in the autumn of …

I am Lazy Susan from Drag Race Down Under, and I have a confession: this article is the pinnacle of my career – everything I have ever aspired to. After this moment, nothing else will compare. For years, I’ve been a devoted fan of the Guardian’s 10 funniest things column: …

What’s this about a gingerbread man scandal rocking Parliament House?

I think you mean gingerbread PEOPLE - which is the recipe for this particular pastry palaver.

Parliament House’s various cafes are stocking holiday-themed goods, from Christmas cookies to green-and-red iced doughnuts and fruit mince pies, but one specific …

An man who claimed to have worked as a movie stand-in for Brad Pitt has been jailed for rape after he deceived his then-partner into believing he had used a condom while having sex.

Luke Ford, 35, was sentenced to 16 years in custody for a sustained campaign of abuse …

Good morning.

In the early hours of yesterday morning,

Russian general Igor Kirillov and his deputy were killed

when a bomb concealed in an e-scooter detonated as they left an apartment. Ukraine’s SBU security service swiftly claimed responsibility for the attack, which stands as one of the …

Blistering barnacles! Thundering typhoons! Blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon! Who knew there was a 300-year-old tomb in Essex that can be linked to Tintin’s boozy best friend Captain Haddock?

The little-known tomb of Mary Haddock, in a churchyard in Leigh-on-Sea, has been named as one of the quirkier …

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